WANTED: One woman who is Fun, Thoughtful and Sane

I MAY BE OF INTEREST TO YOU BECAUSE I WILL:
- say you look great even when you look like crap
- give you awesome foot massages
- leave you alone when you need space
- bring you chicken soup when you are sick
- give you a believable answer when you ask me, “Do I look good in this?”
- talk with you about anything from String Theory to Lady GaGa
- listen to you until you fall asleep
- be open and ready for a loving relationship
- always make you laugh

REASONS YOU MAY THINK I’M GAY:
- I watch Dancing with the Stars and So You Think You Can Dance
- I love musical theatre, museums, art and the performing arts in general
- You will find Barbara Streisand and Clay Aiken on my iPod
- I know the difference between Manolo Blanik, Kate Spade and Fendi

PROOF I AM NOT GAY:
- The Three Stooges still make me laugh
- I can’t seem to throw away my 10 year old warm up pants
- The Victoria Secret catalogue is monthly required reading
- I sometimes get competitive with stupid things
- I think French is a ridiculous language

YOU ARE EXTRA SEXY TO ME IF YOU:
- weigh less than your refrigerator
- can be ready to go out in less than 15 minutes
- watch March Madness with me
- properly use “your” vs. “you’re”, “their” vs. “they’re”, “to” vs. “too” vs. “two”, “patience” vs. “patients”
- have more jazz in your music collection than I do
- understand the value of organized kitchen drawers
- like the DMB
- have no lies in your dating profile
- believe that work is what you do and not who you are

WE WILL NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP IF YOU:
- currently reside in a country whose name ends in "o", "ia", "stan" or "land"
- are leaving a relationship that didn’t work because of HIS addiction issues
- are a “Hoarder”
- regularly visit with an ex(s)
- can corn row the hairs on your leg
- have hobbies that border on mental illness
- expect me to bail you out of jail

TURN OFFS:
- Tramp Stamps
- Motorcycles: I don’t understand them for men either
- Your vacation list includes a visit to Graceland
- Your waist dimension exceeds your chest dimension
- You really DO look like your passport picture
- Licking your knife
- Anyone who claims to have faith in God then restricts their dating preferences to their own race and culture

FOR FUN:
Fly small planes - iTunes - March Madness - DCI Competitions - Texas Hold 'em - Animal Rescue

MY JOB:
I worked very hard most of my life and until recently, had high blood pressure to prove it. Today, part time work keeps me busy while I consider the plot for the next great American musical.

MY ETHNICITY:
Adopted Midwestern Irish man trapped in a Korean body and raised in Texas

MY EDUCATION:
BA Music
BA Radio Television

FAVORITE HOT SPOTS:
Lowest $$ fuel stop - Gladstones 4 Fish in Santa Monica, CA - Beaver Creek, CO - L and N Bridge in Cincinnati, OH - New England Bed/Breakfasts - Someday: Flavian Amphitheatre - Grand Canyon - My Private Island and Hammock

FAVORITE THINGS:
Lancair IV P - Dogs - Seafood - Grapes - Audrey Hepburn - Morgan Freeman - Chestnuts Roasting on an open Fire - DMB - Dancing w/the Stars - Spooning - Buzzer Beaters - Rainy Day Naps - A Quick Wit - Musicals - Red Wine - Jazz - Autumn

LAST READ:
"The Unvanquished"-William Faulkner, "Twin Tracks"-James Burke, "Predator"-Patricia Cornwell, "Low Country"-Ann Rivers Siddon, "My Losing Season"-Pat Conroy, "Outliers"-Malcolm Gladwell, "The Secret Currency of Love"-Hilary Black

Whatever we both enjoy doing