Me llamo is Kat.
20 years young.
I'm pretty educated.
If you spell horribly or speak like a G-Unit gangster pimp player, don't message me.
I'm in the military, Navy.
Air traffic controller. Yes, it's hard.
I'm a pretty laid back person, with too much energy.
Make me laugh and I'm yours.
I love smores pop tarts and Goldschlager.
Obese men need not apply.
I smoke and drink. Sorry if thats not your style. :]
I care too much.
John McCain is the ish.
I work over 50 hours a week, comfortably.
Yes, I'm divorced.
No, I don't want to talk about it. :]
COD/MW2 is my game. Play me online?
I think men these days are profoundly much less classy than in previous generations.
I like cute white dudes (sorry if that offends you.) who aren't still sucking on the tit of mom and dad.
If you can cook, you get big points. :]
My car is better than yours.
It's a stickshift, and I'd never go back to an automatic.
If you're looking for a barbie, please don't view my page.
I'm a beach bum.
Messages that have been thought out will get you a response.
The Dallas Cowboys are my life.
As are the Carolina Tarheels.
I'm pretty stellar.

Bow chicka wow wow!

Ich spreche Deutsch.
Je parle du français, aussi.
I really want to learn Russian just so I can be cool like Jason Bourne.


I like music that you probably don't. :]


If you're going to message me and ask, "whats up? you got yahoo?" DON'T. You will be deleted. Kthanks.


If you're a grumpy twentysomething dude, stay away. I love positive people who keep me grounded and relaxed. I already have high blood pressure because of my job, I don't want people who are masters at complaining. Oh also, if you feel the need to surround yourself with an absurd amount of female friends, please do not message me. I don't play second best to females who you've known since whenever. :]


*Update*
If you message me asking for a contract marriage so you can have the health benefits the military offers to spouses, not only can you go FCUK yourself, but I will subsequently give you the worst verbal lashing you have ever gotten. Be a man and JOIN the military if you want something from them.


Message me, kids :]

Playing Chinese stoplight at various locations in Midtown, white washing fences, and replacing the toner in my printer are all acceptable dates. :] God I'm such a retard. I'm sorry. Haha. No, but seriously. Dates should be laid back. Originality is a plus. Aren't dudes the ones who come up with the ideas for dates? We need to bring that concept back. Haha.