INTRODUCTION TO READING PROFILES:
It's hard to know what to say in these profiles. With this in mind; I actually forced myself to explore some men’s profiles to give me a clue. Almost all these men profess to seek ONE: loving, funny, tender, dedicated, educated, intelligent, perfectly ultra-sexy woman as their ONE target. It’s incredible to me on how many of these men apparently have the most highly desired combination of ‘qualities of character’ and ‘physical attributes’ who are all the most sought after by the general female population.

These men are presumably: all highly successful in their professional career (leaving more than ample time to nurture and sustain a monogamous relationship); they are “always” emotionally secure and mentally available; and they are all financially resourceful (even in this barren economy). In addition; they are also utterly monogamous; doting; and devoted in their serial relationships.

Through my observations I figure most treat this place as kind of like a "picture book" for beginners. They just click on what looks like it may have ‘potential’ if blown up from a 1 inch square to a 3 inch square! If it looks good triple the size, then they write some sappy “you are the most gorgeous gal here…. I want to get to know you letter”; include a phone number (assuming they would get a call back the second she reads it); click the “favorites” button (so she notices you clicking the “favorites” button over the other 327 men that clicked the same button earlier); and hope she is not shallow enough just to look at the pictures in triple size alone before she decides to ‘read/ delete’ you.

In fact; in reading many women's profile; I can see an escalation in bitterness; hostility and lengthy requirements based upon these guys presumptive lack of tact. It is a wonder how you women can actually sift through and manage in one lifetime to meet all these wondrous and perfect beings. It is an enviable task and I, for one, commend your diligence and persistence accordingly.


A POSSIBLE SOLUTION:
Perhaps there comes a day when you tire of the superlatives and utter self professed perfection as attempted to be sold to you by these ingenious profiles; and you would like to come to know a mere 'mortal'. Consider this… this flawed mortal has a well developed sense of humor and integrity and can find humor in anything; a warm smile; a loving genuine heart that’s worn on his sleeve; a wonderful father of 3 young boys; knows how to function in a real two-way relationship; and has a strong work ethic owning his own struggling business. I am very tall, blonde w/ long hair and attractive (so I have been told... often enough to even believe it myself; especially in person). My pictures are current; clothed and accurate. I have nothing to hide so I can cam up in yahoo so you see what you get before you even decide to meet and greet. I have learned what is important to me in my life and I tend to thrive better as a person in a monogamous relationship.


WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR:
Someone whom may have the same interests as I do, as well as someone I can share or learn new interests with. I feel that two people should be attracted to one another physically, sensually, emotionally, intelligently, sexually and spiritually, which would form a bound of understanding that is filled with proper communication. I am looking to being a part of a special lasting relationship and therefore enjoying the memories that created and are associated with it. Humor should be important in one's life; not a misinterpretation to have cause for drama.

Though life itself is an escapade; I am not looking for the extreme adventurer. Sometimes, cooking a quiet dinner at home (inventing a new recipe together, then throwing it out and ordering take-out); laying and snuggling on a couch while watching a good DVD (i.e. comedy, action, drama, thriller or a Disney); taking weekend excursions anywhere or nowhere (though I love Las Vegas); simply eating a bowl of Captain Crunch (cereal relationship = drinking the milk out of the bowl with someone special); could be more of an enjoy than hitting the town (though I am usually game for that too). Humor at everyday occurrences; laughing and fun should be key elements and a constant! A true mate should be someone whom is also your best friend and reason of being!

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MY FAVORITE QUOTES:
"We all create far more pain for ourselves than life itself inflicts by mentally fixating on problems, upsets and hurts, on what went wrong, what could go wrong, and how just plain wrong we are. This pain is avoidable. If there is a lion in front of us, we have a problem. If we're ruminating over past lions or worrying about potential future lions, we ARE the problem." - Marcus Aurelius

"Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony…..you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!" – Dennis (The Holy Grail)


POST SCRIPT:
I have absolutely nothing to hide about my life. Quite honestly; I am here searching for ONE WOMAN.... and I realize that it would require TWO people to make that potentially happen (meaning there would have to be an interest from both parties involved). I am not really into the notion of being a part of the constant popularity posturing; self-ego intensifying propaganda; and game playing that tends to go on this site. I can't force anyone to take an honest interest in my profile; but I could simply let it be known I exist in a subtle way as opposed to throwing it in the masses.

"Why waste time on someone that is NOT willing to waste time on you?"