If this is you, then keep in mind I can't fly. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7ZrBCY9ipI

So, imagine a truck carrying the "Wine Spectator" that slams into a truck carrying "History of The Far Side".... I'm somewhere in the wreckage (you either end up with cows drinking Bordeaux or large insects talking on the Amalfi Coast).

Currently promoting my first book: Marketing in the Time of Cholera.

I'm a personable, eclectic guy who embraces situations to the fullest! Life is short, except when you are waiting at the DMV, so I try to glean all the joy out of each day (but I do recycle my glean so there's glean for future generations).

I enjoy everything cultural and most outdoor activities. I will play any sport but don’t really watch any. I just figure there is some terrible cosmic practical-joke being played on me if I sit there sedentary while I watch other people run around. Now I know that doesn’t apply to chess but who made it a sport anyways? (I actually think the people who control bowling pushed for chess to be a sport so they would not be at the very bottom of the physically taxing sport list).

Things that make me teary-eyed: Dumbo’s mother picking him up; Writing the check for my taxes; Drinking my last bottle of a great wine; Clair de lune. Really spicy Korean-food. The end of Defending Your Life.

There is an ancient Buddhist saying that I think goes:
"There are two types of women in this world. Those who find bald men amazing - and those who don't know it yet." I thought I read that somewhere.

If you have a good sense of humor, drop me a line or wink or add me to favorites or just think real hard about my profile.

Chat, wine, honest chat...... in that order. ;)