Hi there, My name is Adam and I'm the host of Blue's clues, and one of the most down ass crips you'll ever meet. I'm a night owl and keep the hours of a crackwhore due to what I'm sure is insomnia. Probably a few sleepless nights away from losing my mind, wearing a diaper and hanging out in truck stop bathrooms with foil on my head so the government doesn't read my thoughts. I love horror movies and have already begun to prepare for a zombie outbreak. I have a theory that heaven is an eternal sushi bar at thrash metal show. Well what else can I really say, I'm just a material girl living in a material world, which is really difficult in this economy:(

We'll head back to my place and take pictures of my abbs to post on this site. I'll hold my shirt up and you work the camera. Its a two person job, you see to capture the true essence of one's abbs for a dating site you need an artistic eye and a structured pose. The problem is, when I flex really hard, my hand gets shakey and compromises the integrity of the photo and then you just have blurry abbs. After that, I have cupones for the Natalie Merchant laser show.