Good friends. Good family. Educated and employed. I eat real food. Not on prescription medication (yet). Healthy and active. I enjoy life's simple pleasures (really I do). Honest and loyal. Not even one cat (but I love animals). I only cry when appropriate. I can laugh at myself. I can laugh at you (oops, I mean with you). I like my space and I like you to have yours. I'm most impressed by kindness and intelligence. All of my parts are factory original (so far). I'll try most things once. I try to lead a balanced life (work/play). Looking for someone that can slay spiders for me (or at least re-locate them very far away), pop my champagne corks, tickle my funny bone and reach things on the top shelf. That's it.