For all of you who have been clamoring for the sequel to my "Thoughts from the Plane" profile, stop your whining, I am going away next week and your wish will be granted. I just hope the chick with the Farrah (God rest her soul) hair and the comb in the back pocket of her Jordache jeans shows up again at the airport, maybe this time she will bring the two other angels with her. And maybe Charlie.
By the way, didn't I report in my "Thoughts From the Plane" profile that seeing the pilot of the plane was like seeing a super hero. Case in point....Sully.
Also, by the way...I still haven't found my light up sneakers. Thanks for your help Peeps...NOT.
Until my sequel is published here on the pond, please enjoy my thoughts from the ground:
While Donny Osmond was my first Tween-into-Teen crush, I am sorry to say that I do not feel his victory on Dancing with the Stars and procurement of the mirror ball trophy was justified. Kelly, it should have been yours.
I couldn't bring myself to watch Oprah's interview with Sarah Palin, I wanted to but I knew my gag reflex would give out on me. However, I do know if Kathy Griffin ever gets her hands on the former beauty queen, I will trade my imaginary trust fund to get a front row seat to that one.
By the way, let's just say Ms. Alaska had made to the White House, what do you think Al-Qaeda reaction to that would have been? Scared stupid or extraordinarily amused? I am still trying to figure out what my reaction would have been.
Lastly, regarding the ex-Governor of Face book...for all her over 40, Caucasian male fans, if she looked like Rosie O'Donnell, you would not be a fan and we all know it. In her case it truly is all about looks (that explains all those kids).
So I was reading "Too Big to Fail" until it got TOO BIG TO CARRY (550 pages), back and forth on the train everyday and plus I work with those people, I don't need to read about them, I see them everyday. It's gonna have to wait for vacation.
I switched over to Kathy Griffin's book "Official Book Club Selection, a memoir according to Kathy Griffin" also a work of non-fiction, just like "Too Big to Fail." But I don't get the pleasure of working with her so it is much more entertaining.
Ever see two regular forum posters go at it again and again and you just want to post "would you two just get a room?" I would name names, but I have misplaced my copy of the lyrics to "Kum Ba Ya" that is required for Banned Camp.
Question: Is “Smack” the international language of “Thugsville?”
Given the current state of the forums, it is getting harder and harder to keep my New Years Resolution of NOT SMACKING MYSELF IN THE HEAD WITH MY KEYBOARD....Celebrity union I would most like to see, Kathy Griffin and Bill Maher. Can you imagine what the nuptials would be like? No one would be surprised or offended if she said "Suck it Bill" as she held out her ring finger.
As for me and dating, at this writing, I am extraordinarily happy in my single life and I am just not feeling it as far as dating goes (this truly is a case of "it's me, not you") so I have made the decision to pursue other interests over the Holidays and the New Year. Those interests include, swimming with dolphins, traveling, honing my photography skills and fulfilling some bucket list items and doing some house remodeling, and of course tweaking my profile to achieve superior sarcasm at all times. Oh and ticking people off in the forums whenever possible.
As for the rest of you, good luck and be blessed in your search, or at the very least only minimally annoyed.
Unless you are a dolphin, not interested. And I have never found a dolphin in this pond
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