- CBC
- Playing this game that involves a puck and stick. Can't remeber the name off the top of my head.
- Has a unique sense of humour. Will give props to a well made joke. Extremely sarcastic at times.
- Can be shy and keep to myself at times in new surroundings
- Up to date on current events
- Probably has better street smarts than you or so you think?
- Can have a mature and intelligent conversation like a well educated man. Or can be a complete retard and act like a 5 year old. Ying yang theory.
- I'm a competitive guy and enjoy challenges

1. Prank calling Moe's bar looking for a "Seymour Butts", attending space camp, drinking orange tang
2. Making it rain with dollar bills, going to space via JFK rocket station, digging a hole in the ground until I hit china.
3. I'm yellow on the outside and I can speak engrish (a white mans language) and I like brown rice. That makes me multicultural.
4. Playing Mary had a little lamb on my 5 dollar flute like instrument.

and thats the end of chapter one. chapter two will continue shortly

Here are some my ideal first dates:

- You massaging me while I play video games
- You clean my room while I play video games
- We play video games and when its not your turn, u do my taxes.
- You play video games while I steal your identity
- You and another guy play video games while I creeply watch from a dark corner or a secret room with one way glass