Well let's see. I would like to say I am fun, interesting and outgoing like everyone else on this site but I am not. I am extremely shallow and close minded. I usually dont get along with people who are shorter then myself and tall people tend to complain way too much. Sppelling and gram,er r not a stenghf of mine. I like the colours blue and red. Fun fact - if you mix red and blue you get purple. Which leads me to my next point, I hate the colour purple. It's a long story. I was the Barrel Monkeys stacking world champion from 1994 - 2000, Google it!
Ok enough about me.

Requirements
I am looking for someone who can not keep a conversation going and makes situations as awkward as possible. One word responses ( Verbal, IM and E-mail ) are my favourite. I love it when a girl can not take a joke and becomes defensive/self conscious because of one. You must be a little geeky/nerdy and love The Dean Blundell Show or it definitely will not work.

Request
If you are a white girl under the hight of 5'8. Stop taking those "spam" pics where you flash a peace sign and pouty lips. It's over played.

Hmmm..
Watch a Japanese subtiled, bootlegged copy of Chocolate in our PJ's. Eat enough junk food to put a Hippopotamus in a Coma and have thumb wresting matches that are so good they sould be on Pay Per View.
Then I would drive you home, walk you to your door and we could end the night with the most magical High 5 ever.