So I was watching the Jerry Springer show and decided to call the number listed on the TV. I told them about my situation. That situation being my 11 kids (9 different mothers) and how over-crowded my trailer is getting. They invited me and my kids and ex’s to be guests on the show but when we got there they wouldn’t let me on the set of the studio. I later got a letter that said I wasn’t allowed on the show because I had too many teeth (yes, I have all of my teeth) and that seems to be unfair.

So I’m hoping that you don’t reject me as well. That would be too much rejection to handle right now. Thanks for understanding.

Part time brain surgeon. Part time rocket scientist. OK I’ll be serious for a quick sec: US Army – Health information systems officer. That’s right ladies. I’m doing my part to serve this great country of ours.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food-

Reading: Playboy magazine but I really don't read it, just look at the pictures.

I just read a great POF profile written by a lady in my area. Was it yours I wonder?

Viewing: TYSON, GONZO: Hunter Thompson, Kurt Cobain: About a son, Gran Torino.

Listening: Sirius XM Classic Rewind, Classic Vinyl and Lithium are the soundtracks to my life.

The five things I could never do without: my 2 lovely daughters, my iphone, a fast car, my music and laughter.

The best thing ever is to shop out of other people’s carts at the grocery store right in front of them. When they say “hey, that’s mine” I say “sorry sucker! You haven’t paid for it yet so it isn’t yours”.

OK More seriousness I guess: Anything outdoors that involves being active works for me. Frisbee, a walk in the park, etc. I love to drive fast (but safely) and just cruise, especially topless. And even at nice stroll at a car show or something would work. Let’s not forget rock concerts too.

Concerts, driving my convertibles and dancing. Yes, I said dancing: I ain't no Fred Flinstone but I'll make your BEDROCK!