Are there any real women on here that want a real relationship? Or are you on here just to waste time? You will have to message me first.

I am going to change the perception of online dating. Just giving it a tweak in order to put it into perspective. Since I won’t put up with the games women play on these sites. This is NOT internet dating now. This is a virtual bar that, unfortunately, doesn’t serve alcohol. But, we’ll try to make the best of it anyway. Just like in a bar, if you like me, you would come over and give me your number. That’s how it’s always been. The only thing that has changed, besides the lack of alcohol, is that you will have to message me first in order to give me your number. If you don’t leave your number, I’ll assume you aren’t serious and just playing games.

As for me. I hold a few Bachelor level degrees, knowledge in all trades and have many certifications. I’m very well educated, intelligent, handy and have a high level of common sense. I was self-employed at 22 and a virgin until 28. So, yes, I did things correctly in life. My house and vehicles are paid for, I have perfect credit and absolutely no debt. I’ve never been married, don’t have kids, nor do I have tattoos or a Harley. I’m very good looking and get a couple dozen messages a day from women complimenting me on my eyes. Which is sweet, and I thank you all, but please only message if you are wanting something. Everyone I meet says I am even better looking in person, but that's because I do the smart thing and post only my bad pictures. I’m strong and sensitive, a tad too nice, sophisticated, old-fashioned, chivalrous, very handy, inventive, ingenious, well traveled, well read, spontaneous and somewhat funny (if you like dry humor, quick wit and sarcasm). A lot of movies, songs and books bring tears to my eyes. So, if you think a man shouldn't cry, I'm not the one for you.

As for you. The lady I seek should share the same traits and values I have with an emphasis on intelligence, marriage and children. She would have class, charm, charisma, sophistication and be on the upper echelon. One that takes care of her body and stays somewhat in shape. It’s called pride of ownership. Physical attraction is a key element as is sexual and intellectual compatibility. You need to be over the immature stage of wanting or getting more tattoos. You should be old enough to realize how stupid they are. Please don’t be that “drunk party slut” that is showing her cleavage or posting pics in a bikini. (Those are something for us to enjoy as a couple. We don't need every pervert online being able to say they saw your boobs.) The same goes for the bar, car, sunglasses and bathroom mirror pics. I need someone more classy and professional. Make sure you have at least 4 well written paragraphs that describe yourself and what you are seeking. Have at least 3 clear pictures that are decent, classic and classy. Make sure you have a great professional job, your own money, an education and a desire to get married and have children. Make sure you want the typical dream including family game night and the house with the white picket fence. The following is a biggie...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT BE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET AND TEXTING.

It’s time to start the final chapter. Marriage and children. A true fairy tale with the happily ever after.

You need to be ready for something real and serious. If you think it is okay for you to go out to bars dancing with your girlfriends, then you aren't ready for something real and serious. If you spend too much time with your family, then you aren't ready either. You need to cut the cord in order to start your own family and have time for them. Family is important, but those priorities change when you start your own.

Too many women believe that you have to talk 24/7 for it to be a good date or relationship. I disagree. I enjoy the little things. Comfortable silences, being able to look in your eyes without saying a word. Holding hands, holding you without needing to talk. Enjoying us...just being. Ever spend 6 hours on the phone with someone and only talk for a total of 2? It's all about them just being there. Communication is more than verbal.

It’s only a first meeting. Pizza, movie and a board game. You need food, background noise and friendly competition. Either that or meeting in some dark back alley in the ghetto. The choice is yours.

If you think we are compatible all you need to do is message. And send your number when you message. I have no desire to break the World record in e-mail exchanges. You message, I call, we meet. Simple as that.

If you have kids or don't want kids, becoming friends will be all that transpires. Unless of course you golf and live near me.

If you don't message the guys you like first, you'll have to settle for someone that messages you. Do you really want to settle? Then start messaging us first. Take control of your life. Don't wait for someone to take control of it for you. Or you'll be single for another long year. And most of you have already been on here for years.





I'm NOT a banana, I'm a JALAPENO........................on a steeeek.