Okay.... I'm not your typical monkey. If you want to be the manipulator of a die-cast, timid, unimaginative and uninspired walking-the-corporate-line marionette - then you should look elsewhere. My spirit will never be tamed. I glide freely through time-space, constricted only slightly by this mortal coil. Laughter is essential, as is reflection and introspection. Drama is condemned. The amount of energy I am willing to expend on utterly moot arguments and millenia-old gender squabbles is nil. I walk between the raindrops. I simply do not have the time or tolerance for people who can't see past their nose.

Scorpios - You know the drill. It will never last, but boy will it be fun.
Libras - I'm waiting here for you to shatter my heart into a million pieces. Lmfao.

*side note* I'm getting extremely tired of girls abusing the term BBW. It originally meant "big, beautiful woman", but now it seems every fat ass ***** uses it as their calling card. Yeah - we get it - you're into black guys. That's because no one else wants your fat ass. Don't get me wrong - there are bigger girls that ARE sexy, but not most of you. So, please, do me a favor and stop calling yourself BBW - they already have a term for you. It's called FAT.

*some more* I don't mind being contacted by women with children. I understand that people get pregnant, and things happen beyond one's control. HOWEVER - if having a child(or 3) prevents you from maintaining a normal balance in the rest of your life, then please don't bother contacting me. Evidently I've been confused with someone that wants to hear your little problems or excuses.

*finally* If you believe in a god, or the "EASTER BUNNY" as I like to call it, you probably won't want to enter my domain. Not only do I constantly openly mock religion, I have gotten to the point where I can't even stand to be around you f*ing clowns. Religion is the number one thing preventing the human race from moving forward, and I do my best to try to quell this ruse before it infects any more of my people. I believe in the the transfer of energy, the sun, the earth, and the power of the mind. I don't need some goddamn charlatan trying to sell me a magical fictitious monkey in the sky. Try thinking for yourself for once, you sick ****s.

Basically I don't care what happens as long as we both feel comfortable. People often over-hype a situation to the point that nothing will ever meet their expectations. I don't have any. Whether it's for five minutes or five months or five years(lol), women are always going to fly into my web. I can hang out without needing to *bleep* every girl I meet.