I'm sorry but my computer crashed and I lost all of my overhead, lip pouting, cleavage pics. I'll have to take some more with my camera phone and post them later. Tanning is a huge hobby of mine. Maybe we can go in on an unlimited package together. I'm sure, whoever contacts me will have a ton of shirtless posed pics, I'm positive you tan too. Thats whats up. Bonus points scored if you're actually shirtless AT the gym! I probably have all these kids by different fathers that I won't tell you about until you come over and see all these toys laying around.

Enough about me. Let's talk about you. Like I already said, please only send hot shirtless pics that shows off that tan and your ripped abs, hotness! Nothing's sexier than rubbing up against a man's sweaty chest stubble when we're in a club, yes, you know you take your shirt off in the club, duh. I'm hoping that you like to travel, and try new things, seems like no one likes to do these things on this site. I really hope that you're already married or in a relationship. Gigantic plus if you a sugar dadd..I mean rich...I mean uh nice, yeah, that one, holla!!!

But seriously. It'd be boring and so common to say I'm normal, looking for someone normal and obviously with an awesome sense of humor. I'm looking to meet someone cool and see where that goes. Yes, I'd like to find a soulmate. No, I won't give up hope. I don't know if this is the place for it but you never know until you try. Hit me up if you want to know more about the real me. Also, I don't have kids, honest, that's a friend's baby in my pic. The baby's not even asian, seriously!

Somewhere public so I know you're not a psycho killer or something. Hey man, you never know!