I'm one of those awesome creative types. Photography is my outlet when your mom is out of town.

Oh, sorry, I buried your dog in the back yard after I ran it over with the mower. I was rockin out to the White Stripes on my ipod when I felt this horrendous crunch! You should have seen the mess! My shoes are in the dryer, Ninja Assassin style. Don't worry, I salvaged the situation by taking pictures. I bet you've never seen the inside of one of these before. I labeled each organ. Did you know your dog has two spleens? Want to see? No? Well, I'm sure the plants will grow a lot better in that section of the yard. You want to dig it up later and help me make a robo zombie? I've been practicing taxidermy. We'll need 376 servos and a really long electrical cord ...

I love to exercise. If it's difficult, I probably want to be awesome at it. Hiking, running, biking, etc. Adrenaline lights me up. I'm usually playful, smiling, and challenging the world. I love it. But sometimes I need to be dark and brooding, just for a little while. I rarely take life too seriously, and I try to have a lot of fun doing it.

I'm looking for someone bright and fun to play with. An activity partner. Someone who makes me feel like I'm getting away with something wonderfully naughty most of the time, but has enough of her own life to give me a few days to myself now and then. Someone who shares my delightfully twisted sense of humor and inspires me to be a better person. Mediocrity is boring. Let's be awesome together.

Normally I would say coffee and a walk downtown is always a nice start, but it's winter. I hate the cold! How about we meet at a book store. We'll get some coffee and browse the magazine section. You can tell me what you like, and I'll try to look impressive and puff out my chest a lot. Sound fun? Great. Let's go!