I'm upbeat (unassisted by medication) and have a fine appreciation of the absurd. I'm ambitious, passionate about my work and I'm not impressed easily, except at the circus and zoo.

I start a lot of sentences with "I have this theory" and can talk religion and politics when threatened.

I'm open minded and opinionated -- you can tell me anything and I won't look at you like you're crazy.

I have an imagination and I'm not afraid to use it. I have strong hands with an intuitive touch, and I like to use them (I've been known to inflict mandatory back/foot rubs).

I believe in random acts of kindness, sticking to your guns and taking care of business when needed...

Yes
Cute works, but smart works even better. Fit, healthy and drama-free is always nice. Someone who can hold her own in a catfight. (Not like I condone that sort of thing...*cough*) Somone who is my inner child's playmate. (Multiple personalities a plus.) (Just don't have them named.)

No
Having all your limbs is mandatory (sorry). Aside from that, I'm pretty open, but it'd be extra cool if you weren't a complete psycho that calls at 3am on a Tuesday to scream unintelligibly into my voicemail. I really hate that. Oh, and if my photo reminds you of your 'jerk ex-boyfriend' please don't respond to tell me that. I'm not him, and taking his indiscretions out on me will only sadden us both.