So....lack of any interest in my profile leaves me bewildered as to what you woman are looking for....seriously.

Note: Please don't think that this is written with any bitterness, just observation.

Let's be honest. A lot of you are shallow and will never admit it. Of course, you want the hottest guy with the most money. But, this is reality, not fantasy land. Stop playing with Barbies and reading Cosmo. Fairy tales don't come true and reality sometimes bites. We all have to settle for the best WE can realistically obtain.

With all that said, I present myself to the mercy of this site for just one, yes, one, attractive, petite or height and weight proportionate woman, and with fewer problems than most here.

About me? Sure, I have my share of problems...

*** I have 3 children and 2 grand babies. I love my all of them dearly and my time with them is very valuable.

*** My work hours sometimes suck! But I love my job. It is hard to maintain a normal relationship sometimes because of the hours I keep. I need someone that is understanding and thinks that if we have something, it is worth overcoming the long hours.

*** I cuss and have a very crass sense of humor, I pick on everybody. Every race, color, sex, creed, religion, size, stereotype, personality flaw, or physical disability. Everything is fair game. But it is all done for a laugh. I pick on myself just as much as I do everyone else. I mean no one any harm. SERIOUSLY! See below for more about how I feel about people. Mind you I am far from perfect, so I cannot judge anyone, but I secretly do anyway. And if you want to pick back, great. Pick on me; at least you're leaving everyone else alone when you are doing it.

That's it....the worst things about me are out of the way. If you made it this far you are very patient....good for you! Now, let me talk about some of my good traits. I did choose some of the things here, and had some input from my friends.

Good things:

I love everyone. I never meet a stranger. I use my great sense of humor and sarcasm to disarm people and make them smile or laugh. Nothing better than making someone smile, especially after they have had a hard day.

I love to show affection.....small gifts....txt msg, pda, whatever. If you are with me you will never know what to expect. I am also partial to cuddling....

I really don't sweat the small things. And usually sweat little about the big things either. Worrying does nothing to fix a problem. Be smart, fix the problem and move on. Nothing in life is worth worrying over. Life is too short to stress.

On the same note as above, I don't hold grudges and rarely get mad about things. Again, why? Does it help? Live life, love often and be happy.

I am kind of old fashioned. I think I was born about 30 years late. I still wish life was as simple as the 50's. You know.....Leave it to Beaver and Father Knows Best, era.

I was raised by my mother. My mom is my hero. See what I am getting at? I try to see things the way she did, from a woman's point, and I can be the sensitive guy. And also....chivalry is not dead; it's alive and lives inside of me.

I wear my heart on my sleeve. Yep, I still get verklempt at the end of Click, when Adam Sandler dies. Every time I see it. I love just about every Hugh Grant movie....I can watch most chick flicks.......just wishful thinking, hoping something like that could happen to me....he always gets the girl in then end.

I am good at reading people and I can fall sometimes too quickly and get bored just as fast. Is that bad? Probably, but it's just the way I am. Can you keep the challenge up and keep it exciting? I like to be kept stimulated, mentally, physically and od course, sexually also. Don't let that scare you away. I was married for 10 years, so I believe it can happen again.

Honest and open enough for you? Keep reading......

I am very observant, I love to watch people. People are really fckn funny when they don't know someone is watching. Try it sometime; you'll see what I mean. The best place I have found is at Six Flags, sit by the tower. Lots of tourists. You wouldn't believe what some people wear...OMG! And don't get me started on Walmart, just look here, www.peopleofwalmart.com to know what I am talking about.

I am very analytical. It is my job....I look at small details all day long. Now, don't go thinking I am anal, that's totally different.

I own my home. And it is clean....not perfectly, but it is always presentable...or about 10 minutes from being so. And yes, I do cook and do my own laundry. And my kids love my cooking, as do most of the women I have cooked for at one time or another.

Also, I am not a big sports fan. Whether it's participating or watching. Just plain boring to me, a complete waste of time I will never get back. I will watch the Superbowl....but only for the commercials and sometimes some of the Winter Olympics. Oh, and what’s the point of NASCAR? A continuous left turn...wow!
Ok....I do enjoy bowling, pool, darts and a few other things, but I wouldn't consider them sports. They are more like games.

Really.....looking back at what I typed....thinking, who the hell would ever want me?
Can't answer that....BUT, I do know......a lot of women deserve me after the crap they have dealt with in their past.


Afterthoughts: If you add me as a Favorite, and don't email me, I will delete you off the Favorites. I will not take the hint or the initiative to email you just because you Favorited me. You take the initiative and email me if you are interested. I like an aggressive woman.

I randomly email others with a comment about their picture or something that struck me about their profile, think nothing of it, no response is needed. Just me being friendly or offering some constructive criticism from guys POV.

If you got thru everything above and are agreeable to all that....we will make our own fun.....and have a blast. I just know it!