All smiles and sunshine. A perfect world on a perfect day. Everything always works out. I have never felt so f****** good. Thats pretty much it. But I will type one more sentence so my description field is large enough.

For a first date I would probably take you to arobics class and show off my taebo skills. Then I would do 1000 one arm pushups. Then I would probably do something heroic, like rescue a kitty from a burning building, or beat up a group of serial rapists. But I wouldn't want you to think I am to manly so I would begin to cry for no apparent reason to show you I'm sensitive. After that I would take you to a jazz club and bust out the flute Ron Burgandy style. After that I would drive you home in my Lambo and walk you to your door. I would give you one kiss that was so sexual, all your clothes would fall off. Then we would make sweet sweet love for 3 days.