Hey, I'm Simon!

I'm possibly open to meeting some new friends but only if I feel like you have the exact traits of someone I'd like to attract.

Me in a nutshell. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE haha... I'd rather keep my identity super secret unless I feel like you've got the key to open me up to you.

Girls find me quite irresistable because of how I can make them feel those lovely butterflies like I'm your first crush. And I can also make anyone like me, or even fall in love with me if I want to.

If you have any questions, don't ask or I'll bite you. I'm an Actor/Goof/best guy..ever.. currently taking time off from my second home in Vancouver to relax with friends. Aside from finding me here, you can also catch me on the radio waves doing Ikea commercials... If you live in Texas haha

If you're a cool fun gal then text me! 250 307 032... ehhh not so fast stalker!

Here's a great quote I found on someone's profile that is so true. "If you don't like me at my worste, then you don't deserve me at my best".

That's all for now! RESPECT! Happy fishing.. don't catch a boot eh!

I could give you a boquet of flowers with a punch to the face! haha just kidding about the flowers.