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slatrat The Clownfish: this place never has cake... what gives?
City
Bertram Texas
Sign
Gemini
Height
6' 1" (185 cm)
Age
29 year old Man
Smoker?
Often
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
Body Type
A Few Extra Pounds
Religion
Buddhist
dating
            
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Dating

Do you drink?
No
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Cabinet Maker,Artist, Aspiring Actor,
Smarts
N/A
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
TravelMusicMovies
StuffBritish TV
About Me
I like Fruit Loops, and not the real kind, the ghetto over-frosted wholesale kind in a bag, why, because I'm just that HARDCORE. I like to drown poor defenseless animal crackers and laugh maniacally as they bubble their last breath. I push old ladies into the street, because sometimes they can't cross by themselves with their wheelchair.

I am too honest.


I believe wars should be fought with fisticuffs, president vs president(or tyrannical leader)


I am a huge fan of Movies and Music.
I Love the Outdoors.
I Love to Swim.
I Love to Write.
I Love Science.
I Love Animals.
I Love Technology.
I Love Human Drive.
I Love Compassion.
I Love the Intricacies of Life.
I love culture of any kind.
I am a punk, and a nerd.

Sometimes I wish I could be like a monkey, and throw my poop at people who do stupid things.

I wish daily for zombie apocalypse. ( do you have a zombie plan?)

I have way too much time on my hands.

I am driven to be successful ... in theory ... in my room ... entertaining myself
OK so like when they stop making good tv, movies and video games, I will become the President of the US.


I was born and raised mostly in New England, lived in Pensacola,FL for 4 years recently, but Texas is awesome,I've been here since 4th grade, and it will always be home.

Would like to talk to people my age or younger, race is not a factor. Unless you are purple.... those mother F%!#@*$ get on my nerves.

FAVORITE BANDS IN ORDER

Daft Punk
NIN
They Might Be Giants
Leonard Cohen
Nick Cave
Frank Sinatra
Johnny Cash
and a bunch more you have probably never heard of, but these are the ones that I could pick any random track from and listen to it on repeat for hours on end.




If you want to chat send me a message here or on m y s p a c e, just put a PF in the message so I know where you are coming from .
m y s p a c e .com/slatrat

First Date
I would definitely not get murdered. I hope.
I would definitely not get raped , especially by dudes, or a dude, or a chick that looks like a dude, or doesn't look like a dude but has dude parts. If nobody ever touches me with a ding-a-ling I will die happy. No means no, lol

slatrat has 2 roses that can be sent.

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