This is basically the worst side of me. So if you take offense to this and judge me as if a few sentences really allows you to think you know me then you aren't what I am looking for. But if you can handle the worst, then you deserve to get to know the best side of me. But in order to do that, you will have to read the whole profile...

I am a superficial, selfish ***hole. A big sexy man who is tired of meeting fat women who claim to be only "a few extra pounds" overweight. I've got a fat **** and big soft lips that love to kiss and suck. I am young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama and emotional hysterics, but not only looking to jump in the hay. If that's your thing then that's cool with me.

Think of this as the shallow, but FUNNY side of me. There is a much more deeper and meaningful part of me that to the right woman would be privy to enjoy. All you gotta do is send me a message...

A quick meeting over coffee to see if you are not clinically obese then maybe find something fun to do together.