The clock is ticking. I'm looking at my watch. If you don't come home soon, I'm going down to the bar. At least I will find some adult conversation there! I'm tired of talking to the cat! Where did you go anyway? It's been months hasnt it? There you were on the computer chatting with some blond bombshell. Did she take you away from me? Oh honey, my heart is breaking, please come home! Oh by the way, I've been forging your signature on your unemployment checks. Thanks hun! I saved you some split pea soup! Not to worry! Oh yeah, and I took all the stocks and coverted them to Euros~~was that a good move?

Never know when the ol ruling elite will squash our money system. I'm confused. I hate watching alex jones, that darn prisonplanet website. downright depressing. Oh honey, I'm rattling again, maybe that's why you left me! It's actually getting quite peaceful here without your talk radio going. But now George Noory, I like listenin to him. All that stuff about ufos and spaceships. Like that area 51 place and rosewell and how the army stepped right in and wouldnt let the farmers check out the crashed whatever it was. Oh, wait that was a book. Been doin a lot of reading since you left. Can't stand this computer for long, hard on the ol eyes. Well, on second thought, stay where you are! luv Muffin