YES, SOAPS!
Eastenders can be culturally and morally enlightening and really represents a microcosm of todays social goings on! Money lending, murder, adultery and how you can get cheap fruit and veg if you can make the effort to go to your local market. Also how the smoking ban in confined public places has affected pubs and the livelyhoods and social workings of owners and patrons alike.
In these days of 'credit crunch' it also shows us with great affect how a business owner's own downfall affects the lives of so many others they employ, leading to hardship, marriage and relationshiop breakdown, depression and indeed screams of "RRRRIIIICCKEEEEEEEEEE!!.

Now for Corrie

Mmmm, to continue...........


A little boy was off to an afternoon party and in the morning his mum asks "So are you looking forward to the party?" " Yes mum" he replies "There'll be lots of Jelly, icecream and sha**ing"(gg) "What did you say???" exclaims his mum "There'll be lots of Jelly, icecream and sha**ing" says the boy. "Right i am getting your father!!"..In comes dad "Right lad, what have you just said??" "I'm going to a party dad and there'll be lots of jelly, icecream and sha**ing!" "Right" says the father "get into the kitchen now!!" .The boy goes into the kitchen followed by mum and dad. The dad gets a frying pan out and mum says "You can't hit him with that!!"
"Hit him? hit him? I'm not going to hit him! I'm gonna cook him a damn good breakfast!! He can't be expected to go out sha**ing on on jelly and icecream alone!!!".........There are two morals to this story! 1. FRYING PANS ARE MAINLY USED FOR COOKING, NOT HITTING PEOPLE WITH! 2. EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING A REGULAR SHA*, THERE IS ALWAYS JELLY AND ICECREAM!!

OH YES, I TAKE ALL THIS PROFILE STUFF REALLY SERIOUSLY!? ;-)


I'm heart on sleeve, cheeky, a bit flirty and enjoy playing 'devils advocate' ;-). I work hard and enjoy relaxing with friends but miss that female company side! I do admit to being too 'quick ' for my own good sometimes. I generally try and see the best in people, and along with my sense of humour and the thought that there is always something positive, generally see me by ;-). Oh and course im a nice guy ;-).


Very quickly some likes and dislikes.

LIKES. Italian, Thai and most food,Cappucino at 'Cafe' Nero' whilst people watching, Wine, West coast of Ireland, the countryside, rivers,La Rueda, good movies, Jack Nicholson, Lots of music, The intro to 'Superstition', Barry white's 'Your the first', Rom coms (yes i am a bloke)! Wildlife, david Attenborough, geog & history progs, QI and lots more!!

DISLIKES: Arrogance, beetroot, celery, whiskey, political correctness, Health and safety, the throw away want want want world we live in, Land Rover drivers! Big Brother!!

P.S. Not everyone replies to me and visa versa. It's not personal!! ;-)



SWINE FLU UPDATE!! The helpline has been suffering teething probs! When you finally get through, all you get is 'crackling!!'

Ah now if i were to think of a perfect date setting, it would be the beach in my pics! ;-)