Hey, I'm Eric and I go anywhere that a Hoveround can go (ANYWHERE!) I like going on perilous adventures hunting the ghosts of Maryland. I also enjoy having a sit-n-drink with my buddy Jack and a nice conversation about the cosmos. The staple of my life is music. Whether I'm playing or watching/listening, live music is a must for me. I play a little guitar, and I love to sing everything from grindcore and death metal to folk. I dabble in recording my own music, but I'm awful. I am a huge fan of horror and sci-fi flicks. I am an upfront and honest person with a huge heart and I don't mesh well with fakes. Nothing irks me more than people who try to impress others by being something they are not. With that said, I do NOT believe in God, I'm a momma's boy and an insomniac. I am currently enlisted in the Air Force and I am stationed near DC/Baltimore, but I'm originally from Omaha, NE. I'm very proud of where I'm from, and I will defend my town to the death. I'm not the typical military dude, so no muscles or ego here. When I get out of the service, I intend to be a History teacher to make an impact on kid's lives so that they care about what is going on around them in the world. I DO NOT believe in narwhals, but I have been known to hunt snipes, The Goat Man and chupacabras on occasion. I love tattoos and have 6ish. Working on more.

What I like in someone is difficult to transcribe onto a profile online. All I'm looking for is someone who can convey their emotions like a human being aka not via text message. I'm not in high school, and don't intend to be ever again. I don't care what you look like, what music you listen to, or how much you make. If it clicks, it clicks. Just meet me in the middle, and we'll be fine. Although, if your idea of a good time is going to a Nickelback concert wearing their shirt, or sitting around hitting a bong, we may have a problem or two. I know I contradicted myself on that last one, but Nickelback? Come on!

PROS: I love to talk
I'm a smiley guy
I can be serious when I need to be
Steady job
Loyalty is important to me
I'm not an idiot
I can write you a song! (it won't be good though)
I love Star Wars

CONS: I have a potty mouth
I tend to smoke (I'm quitting, I swear)
I'm kiiinda shy at first
I love Star Wars

On constant ipod rotation:
Every Time I Die
Bright Eyes
Between The Buried and Me
Umbrellas
Ice Nine Kills
Blood Brothers
Cursive
A Fire Inside
Chiodos (RIP)
Explosions in the Sky
Bury Your Dead
Dance Gavin Dance
A New Found Glory
A Day To Remember
2 O-Clock Girlfriend
The Black Dahlia Murder
United Nations
Refused (RIP)


If you want to hear some of my music google Trees To Sleep Under. You'll find an album download somewhere! It's a melodic post-rock album in the vein of Explosions In The Sky/Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

A great first date would include nothing more than a Fast and Furious car race in my Volvo S70 (with headlight damage). After we wind down from that adrenaline-fueled quarter mile, we would hit the bar just long enough for me to be kicked out for starting a fight with the first guy I saw with a barbed wire tattoo encircling his biceps. The rest of the evening would include debauchery in a fashion similar to the raddest episode of teletubbies you've ever seen or heard about. Ping-pong is a must, but can be inserted wherever there is an awkward silence. And lucky for you, I kiss on the first date! WIthout tongue though. I'm no skank.