To be fair, I'm not a complete hot mess. The handle really comes from watching a little too much TV. I like having fun with my friends too much, laugh too much, probably drink too much, act like a fool. Ok, I take it back- kind of need rescuing.

I would enjoy an evening similar to the one experienced by the fellas in "The Hangover." FYI- doesn't actually have to be in Vegas, but it totally would be awesome if it was!