He once accidentally posted his profile in Minneapolis – and was elected mayor…

When first filling out his interests, he simply wrote “yes”…

Somehow, ALL of his pictures are primary photos…

Even when he sends out the initial email, the subject line begins with RE: …

For fish personality, the site allowed him to put: Poseidon…

He’s never misplaced a comma…

His only mail setting is: Must not be undercover spy for Russian government – they’re not on good terms…

By the time women read about his ideal first date, they’re already on the second…

No matter what you marked on your profile, if he emails you, it’ll say you want children…

He is – The Most Interesting Man on this Site

(I don’t always use the internet to meet women, but when I do, I prefer Plenty of Fish.)

Stay thirsty my friends ;)