I am looking for a man who is on the c0cky side of confident. He should be slightly dominating, intelligent, witty, and passionate. He should appreciate the little things in life and notice details but should also have a strong awareness of the future and of the "big picture." I desire someone who is comfortable having meaningful conversations but who also appreciates the art of of BS-ing over a beer. He should recognize that chivalry is not dead; he should open car doors, tell me I'm beautiful, laugh at my stupid jokes (and at my farts-that's the ultimate comfort level-when you can fart in front of your significant other without feeling like it's a deal-breaker), and tell me he loves my cooking (it would probably be better if he knew how to cook, or there will be a lot of dining out or ordering in). He should look forward to the future but embrace the past-and my past (which is quite colorful).

As for me, I have as many personalities as I do shoes (I suppose that is the Gemini influence). I can, in a moment, go from unimaginably witty to painfully shy. I am outgoing yet reserved; experienced yet naive. I am a perfectionist in many areas of my life while other areas are completely lacking of any sort of organization or order. I am very intelligent, but I occasionally get accused of being a bit flighty. I am confident on the outside but sometimes self-conscious inside (of course, I try never to let any one see that). I can be shockingly crude and perverse at times, but I behave like a complete angel when I need to. Everyone else seems to describe themselves as "laid back" or "easy-going;" I, on the other hand, am not. I get bored rather easily; if I don't have something going on to keep me entertained I get fidgety; I, therefore, value those who entertain me. I love to laugh (but who doesn't?). If I had to choose one word to describe myself, it would be... fabulous