"WOMAN CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM PASS THE BEER NUTS" norm from cheers

I am an average male with a great career that has been in Winnipeg for almost 2 years now and I am looking to meet new and interesting people. I work full time and have traveled a lot in the past few years. I have worked my ass off to get where I am right now and do try to enjoy my free time as much as possible. I was born and raised in the east coast and have been out west for 12 years now. I do work some weird hours which makes its hard for me to meet people. Want to know more give a shout and I will get back.

Before you say HI:

Please have a shower with water and know how to use it.
If you are looking for a babysitter I charge 1000 dollars an hour
If you are looking to change someone into your kind of guy sorry I am me
If you cannot add 1 plus 1 and get the right answer do not bother
If you do not drink or swear that’s cool I do
If you have no money or job that’s ok but I am not a sugar daddy
I am a laid back person so if you are a control freak piss off
If it is too loud you are too old for me
No picture no problem but be honest with yourself
If you have kids no problem but I am not looking to pick up the child support for the runaway dad
I am not a mean person but this is the internet and I do have a few things I am not into. Cheers

Lets chat and go with the flow:>:>