I'm just kind of checking to see what this whole POF thing is all about. i basically suck at life and can't find a girl in the Real World so this seemed to be the next indicated step. I mean if you feel sorry for me and just wanted to hit me up based on pure sympathy- please do so. I'll take whatever i can get. I'll be completely honest and tell you that im extremely desperate at this point. If you know anybody- and i mean ANYBODY that might be interested in talking to me please let me know. It's really hard for me to hold a conversation longer then 45 seconds but I'll try.

If you didn't realize i was being sarcastic then you're definitely not the one for me..
Ok now lets be a serious for a minute. Well im a very happy fish. Some of my best qualities include being a very good listener, i'm genuine- im not gonna try to portray an image of myself that doesn't coencide with who I really am so you'll want to date me or whatever because sooner or later you'd figure out it was all a facade anyways, i try to be as selfless as possible, I have ambition, I can make most people laugh till their stomach hurts, I'm patient, I have control of myself but realize i have no control over people, places, or things, I'm fun, I love animals, I do not lie, cheat, or steal, I have integrity and good morals. I'm not really into the nightlife/bar scene and if you are- you can go right to hell. Jk. But chances are if you're a "party girl" we wouldn't really do to well together. I mean you dont need to be Mother Theresa but if some of your hobbies include getting drunk and grinding on random guys weiners, or getting drunk and shooting ping pong balls out of your vagina... We're probably not compatible.

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you- Ron Burgundy