Words of wit for the night:
Damn it's cold!!

Hmmm... favorites on plenty-o-fish are alot like in Internet Explorer. Ya bookmark thinking you'll get back to her later, but you never use them. Silly.

Advertisement on plenty-o-fish says: "Want a Russian Bride? Interact with thousands of gorgeous Russian ladies with HD picures and live streaming video.."

Wheeeeeeeh! Whatever!!

Here's another interesting one; on the top of the page in search criteria, you select an age range, distance, and then it says... get this: "All Users". Talk about negative connotations!

Hmm... ever click on "CHEMISTRY"? I did. I find it strange the few women on this site who state "the chemistry has to be there". Believe it or not, there is ONE person who has 100% match for me. But stranger than even that is the fact there is NO ONE with a score lower than 70%! I've had girlfriends before and find that might be an entirely too optimistic rating system. Let's do the math! First, I'll assume that no one is really worse than a 10% match. Using this formula =(PlentyOfFishRating - 70) x 3 + 10%, I was able to ascertain a much closer to true percentage match potential based on whatever rating criteria Plenty-o-fish uses. So, this means that if someone is 88% match on p.o.f. is, in reality, only a 64% match. So if you want to have better than a 9 out of 10 chance of success, you'd really have to gun for p.o.f. rating of 97% or above. Have a nice day!

I'd like to answer "maybe" to the Do you have children? question. But it wasn't an option! I mean, I have some boys, but they're not officially mine. The youngest will be 16 in January. The other three are adults now. Is this helping? Probably not huh?!

11/25/09-Sorry, fembot statement still applies, will leave this in:
I'm looking out for fembots! If you don't know what they are, you need to watch some old Six-million Dollar Man or Bionic Woman. Sure, they look great but when that face comes off, WATCH OUT!!

I'm not a gun-wielding, suicide bomber. --keeping it positive.

Anyone interested in what their thumbnail-sized cropped photo looks like on the other end (mine), feel free to message me. I won't take the message as a ridiculous offer for instant sex.

You come over to my house and do the dishes.

No wait!! Just kidding - I can do my own dishes. I can cook a bit too. I don't know; what would be clever?