I wanted to introduce myself share my goals and desires. I really enjoy high levels of stress. I especially love 7-day workweeks, the occasional abdominal pain and paying taxes. It’s a real joy when I get pulled over for speeding and I politely thank the officer for the ticket. Lets face it we all love to travel eat good food drink good spirits and laugh uncontrollably. A great passionate connection isn't bad either. I would love to find someone that’s aware of reality but has the ability to dream a little. I think it’s too difficult to define your perfect match. A good connection is a little like wine. You’re not sure why you like it or not. It could be because it’s a good vintage its from the Bordeaux region in France or it simply complements your meal. Now a few words about myself. I was born in Europe but raised in the US. When I was young I was kidnapped. You’ll have to email me to get the details. I’ve lived in some interesting places and under interesting circumstances. Although I poked fun at the typical profile I do enjoy good food wine and traveling. I have a bad habit of driving too fast so I have thanked an officer for a ticket on a few occasions. Incidentally in case your wondering I still have a driver’s license. I like to work out watch movies and sleep-in occasionally. Hope you have found this profile entertaining and lighthearted as I intended.