Well, I make everyone I know laugh. I guess that's a good start. I'm pretty well balanced, as in I have a great job, I'm college educated, I have a very cozy apartment and I love my SUV. I don't use drugs (though part of me wanted to list Must Use Drugs under what I seek just for sh*ts and giggles to see what kind of responses I'd get!) I have no criminal or mental health history. If you're the same so far, we're on the right track! As far as hobbies, I am the lead singer of a local rock band but please don't prematurely add the "band guy" stamp, because that is SO not me. I golf a lot, and that would be great if you do also or would like to learn. I like occasional nights out with friends at a local dive, playing pool, karaoke, etc., as much as I love nights on the couch at home with wine and movies. I love to cook also. I stay in pretty decent shape, and I hope you do too. Looks are not everything to me, but lets be honest, they do matter somewhat. I'm not at all moody and I can't remember the last time I was angry about anything. I would love to find that laid-back, happy-go-lucky kind of girl with a twisted/goofy sense of humor. Are you there? I'm actually kind of picky. I hope that doesn't sound bad because I don't mean for it to, but I've been through a lot of drama, just as many of us have, and I don't want that again. So, if you're flirty with all sorts of guys everywhere you go, just move on. I'm also not so much into the whole "clubbing" thing (if I wanted to shout into someone's ear, I'd go visit my grandma. I'm not 19.) I'd really like to find a girl who lives somewhat close. I don't want a trip to see you to involve an hour in the car. However, if you're crazy, then it's okay if you live far, far away! LOL Just a few other things I'm NOT looking for...someone who feels they HAVE to look good for everyone. I want a girl who knows she's breathtaking TO ME, when she's in sweats, a T-shirt and a ponytail. Also, if you're into the biker guy thing...it's not me. I know that was random but I'm sort of in free-association mode, so I'll just run with it. Let's see, please save yourself the time if you weigh even 20 pound LESS than me. I work out and stay in shape, and I would hope you take care of your body as well. I may smoke and drink here and there, but I've worked out and also eaten 2 bananas, 2 apples, and two carrots today! McDonald's? MAYBE twice a month. (...okay Taco Bell maybe once a week! LOL)
Here's perhaps the most important thing: I've NEVER cheated on anyone, and I've been cheated on. It SUCKED and I would never do that to someone, and I would never want to go through that again. If you doubt your loyalty and faithfulness, please move on.

A first date? Depends on what we'd like to do. I'm not the stereotypical movie/dinner guy. I'd rather meet for a couple of drinks, and once we decide we're both sane, maybe we could go bowling (which I suck at) or whatever. From there, I'd love to cook for you and watch a funny movie and just be silly. or again...whatever! I'm pretty easy going.