My name is Steve. I love comedy. I love to laugh and make people laugh. I think laughter can cure any illness. I love to watch sports and drink beer. I mostly do them at the same time. I like to watch women jump on trampolines. I love to get really drunk and streak across the city until the cops arrest me. I enjoy petting puppies and eating ice cream. I shoot wild pigs and wolves from moving cars (I never paid for a hunting license). I lie to car salesman so they know how it feels. I like to go to Weight Watchers meetings and bring cupcakes for everyone.

I think most music is crap and has somehow been ripped off from another artist. I'm a full time college student, majoring in Political Science. I have aspirations of going to law school one day. I love kids and old people. I drink socially but am not a drunk. I don't do drugs. I use to smoke weed, but I'm to old for that crap now. I'm a sweet guy. I like too laugh. I have pretty morbid sense of humor but I don't really care what other people think. I feel if a chick likes me great if not, sucks for her. I have all the tools to make a women feel very satisfied and I know what women want.

I just want a real women that has a wicked sense of humor and doesn't take her self serious. I want a smart independent girl who loves to laugh and has a creative side to her. I like a women with curves. A real skinny girl is not that cool too me. I'm not that skinny and it doesn't appeal to me. I want a women that is smart and over the whole boys are cute thing. I want a women who, when she is comfortable, can be a bad little girl. She needs to know what she wants because I love to be romantic. I like to dim lights and cook her something and than just cuddle.

I like to play "doctor and nurse" on the first date. I usually want to be the nurse, but I can be flexible on the first date.