What can i say that will sell my self... well, you're reading my profile so you must have liked my picture, thats a start. Now i have you're attention i guess i need to impress you, god this is tougher then i thought!!! I'm looking for someone unreliable with bad hygiene that lies to me, can't hold a conversation, with a drink/ drug problem and no sense of humour who will eventually cheat on me preferably with a family member!! I know its a lot to ask for but I know someone like this exists for me out there somewhere!!! :-p

first date for me, well i do believe in the whole wine and dine night out, but if you have that little something different i'd love to cook for you some where quiet out side in a local field, its ok plenty of signal just in case you get worried and need to call for help lol
On the flip side go white water rafting, see how you look with no make up on hehe