Miserable swine seeks similar for constant moaning about how things are not the same as they used to be. I remember when you could leave your front door open all year while you went to India to shoot tigers and would come back and find that (according to your manservant) nothing had been taken. Do you?

If you bemoan the loss of Empire and the rise of juvenile delinquency then get in touch and we can discuss how society is going down hill while conveniently forgetting / glossing over the many historical precedents that negate our ill founded misconceptions. I look forward to the inevitable moments of astounding ignorance we will share together. Now, where did I put the blunderbuss?

Laugh.