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Profession operations asst
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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About Me
I work at a credit union and I'm going to school for business.
My goals and aspirations are to find someone who is not a complete douche ... meaning anyone that actually mentions long walks, poetry, or sunsets need not message
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if you have a good sense of humor and can laugh at that, kudos
ok real interests:
movies
music
football (saints)
baseball (red sox)
hbo and showtime shows
texas hold em
alternative
classic rock
laying pool side
road trips
 | Crack head? White trash? Heroin chic? Jobless? Baby daddy? Asperger's Syndrome? If these are words that describe you then you might just be a good fit for my friend. She's no stranger to daddy issues, or emotional baggage, but the good thing is, it's quite minimal compared to mine. If you're mexican, or any ethnicity other than white, you may want to check out my page, as Laura is strictly interested in low-income white men who are tall, skinny & well endowed. Honestly, if you're under 6 feet, it's not going to work. And if you weigh more than 150lbs, she's not interested. Do yourself a favor & look up Tommy Lee (not Jones). If you resemble him in every aspect, I can guarantee you a blossoming good time.
A nice date would consist of her picking you up from your parents house, going to Taco Bell where she will pay for the meal because you have no job, and then finish it by taking her for a ride on your bicycle you stole and share with her your emotions. The clingyer the better. Just hold her and tell her everything is going to be alright. As for romance, she's a fierce beast in the bedroom, I would know. She frequents my bed quite often. We like to spend our weekends together because we cannot be alone. Ever. We go together like Beringers & Ambien, or dykes on bikes. It's a plus if you like bejeweled, bumpy beaver, the Saints, and painting homo things. |
lb1985 has 2 roses that can be sent.
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