Seeking the Ultimate Stocking Stuffer!!! ;)

Hmmm, I seem to be too far away from....... well,..... EVERYONE!!!!
I'm a Geographical Oddity!!!!!......... or maybe just plain odd?

I was given a psychological profile for work the other day
and I over heard the Dr's call to my employer that I was
obviously absolutely normal

or as the Dr. put it "he's obviously ab normal".

Holy Crap!!, I just measured myself and I shrank!!! I'm 5'11 1/8th" now!!!
I used to be 3/4". ... sadness..... ...... ...... ...... ..... ..... :(

Whewwwww!!! I just realized that I measured myself while standing on the
carpet, so I tried again on a solid floor surface........ I'm back to 5' 11 3/4"!!!!
Wooooo Hoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
(sounding a little too much like homer simpson here?)

When I work out, I sometimes wear my underwear on the outside of my gym clothes and
my towel as a cape because it makes me feel a little stronger. :P

The Mac name I chose because I always seem to be able to figure out a way to fix things or create something to fill a need.
As far as my musical tastes, to put it in a nutshell:
"if one can dance to it, I'll probably like it."

I am looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with, but how will I know who that person is?
Will I know it when I see her picture?
Will it be her opening line?
The first time I hear her voice?
The moment her hand touches mine?
I can make no promises and will have absolutely no idea until the time comes.
If I were to make up a list of things my "ideal" woman would possess, I'm not sure many women would fall into that mold, but who really expects to find the "ideal mate"?
I think we're just supposed to find someone that makes us feel comfortable about who we are, shares a few of our interests and pleasures, then the rest between us is made up of compromise and meeting half way.


I'm rather shy and quiet until I get to know someone so it makes it difficult to
meet women. I'm not the out going, life of the party, funny guy that gets all the
chicks.
I'm just a kind, gentle man that likes to be affectionate and is not afraid to show my affections in public.

I find that I fit best with those that do not need to be doing something every
moment, I enjoy spending time at home just as much as getting out, so I try to make
my home into my personal playground.
Time in the company of friends and loved ones is much more enjoyable than clubbing
or showing up at "the place to be".

I would make a better long-term fit with somebody who is open to the idea of having children someday. If you do not want to have children (in the future), I would prefer that you did not already have them, but as always, there are exceptions to the rule.

Oh, and I do know the difference between "your and you're" as well as "their, there
and they're", ahhh, another one seems to be loose and lose. I hope you do as well.
Although I too sometimes have trouble remembering when to use "too or to" but
never "two".

Note: Right now you're thinking "who the heck is this kook?"

P.S. if you do not have a picture posted or send one in your email to me, please do
not expect a response. after all, physical attraction is as big a piece of the
puzzle as the rest.

I'm not dating every woman that I find attractive on here,
I'm not only fishing for a "keeper", I'm looking for the "catch of a lifetime"!

P.S. Why is it so tempting to put an "s" on the end of "anyway"???

Go for a walk along the Pier or sit under a tree at a Park and get to know each other.

Lets meet at 7/11 or AM/PM for a Slurpee and laugh at each others tongues :P

(it sounded like a way to keep cool)