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Helloooo all! Welcome to my magnificant profile! (Great, isn't it?)

Well, I guess it would be a good idea to explain some stuff about moi, like, my name (Or shall I just keep that a mystery for now?) ...

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Kept it a mystery for long enough now, I shall tell you all (:

My name is Khan, and I live (Well, actually, that'll need to say 'lived', as I've moved to Weston-super-Mare, which is down south) in that gloriously brilliant city of Lancaster (Can you hint a tiny ickle bit of sarcasm there?) I'm 19, and work in Security as a Door Supervisor, which is just a posh name for 'Bouncer' (I have 2 jobs, because one would like to save money and buy new guitars and also travel to lots of nice places, and that cost pennies, lots and lots of pennies!!!)

My main hobbies and interest include a wide variety of things, like Llama Trekking, Poodle Hairdressing, and swedish emo spotting (If brave, also emo poking in town...)

But when I'm not with my llamas, poodles, and emos, I like to play guitar, drums, and piano. I write a lot of my own music (Well, if I didnt write it, it wouldn't be my own, so, yeh...)

*Takes a breathe...*

You may wish to set up camp, make some tea, because I haven't finished yet!

Although I'm currently working within the security industry (Posh term for saying, I'm a bouncer and security guard...), I do intend to pursue a career at sea. When I was 16, I went to sea with the Merchant Navy, worked on some big boaties, and saw some awesome places around the world (Glasgow was just immense, and Liverpool? Phwoar!!!) I mean, New York, Lisbon, Miami, Gothenburg, Rio, they were ok, but a night out in Bristol, pffft! Can't be beaten I say, just can't be beaten! Anyway, within the next few years, I hope to start and complete my Officer Of the Watch training, then within the next 15 to 25 years, become Captain of my own Merchant Ship :D Woo!!! I can then introduce myself as, Captain Khan :P (That, of course, the only reason I'm doing it haha)

(Incase you haven't realised yet, and Im not saying you're slow or anything, lets face it, youve read this far, so there must be some level of intelligence, I am ofcourse just going of the Red Mandatory Description, numbered 1 to 4, and I am now at number 4. My taste in music)

Well, lets see. I like The Killers, Arcade Fire, Kings of Leon, ACDC, Guns N Roses, Angels & Airwaves, Deep Purple, and lots of other awesome bands, which are mainly 70's onward rock!!! I like some of that new indie shizzle too (:

Well, congragulations, you have reached the end of my long and pointlessly descreptive profile, have a gold star!!!

Do please drop a line by and say hi, I do always reply, I find it rude not too! And if you likes talking to moi, I shall be kind enough to have my msn for chatlings! I don't know many people in North Somerset and Bristol area, so it'll be cool to get to know some peoples!!!

Hope you're all having a smashing day!!! Bonjour for now peoples!!!

A first date? Well, in my opinion (I have many of those), cinema is no good, and neither is group date. Cinema no good, because how do you get to know each other just by looking at a screen? And going out with groups of people takes the attention from one another to get to know eachother, so you might as well be say in the cinema, with an ipod, say at the other end of the room, pretending you cant hear what the other person is saying...A nice long walk, or day out somewhere is always a good way (: But, I'm happy to do what ever the other person I'm lucky enough to take out wants to do :D