So my son has this video game called Army of Two. I played my share of video games as a kid--Ms. Pac Man, Centipede, Galaga, among others--but this one is just beyond me. There's no way I can figure it out. It's one of those first-person shoot 'em up games and, admittedly, it's probably a tad too graphic for the young lad to be playing. Despite my struggles with the game itself, I always liked the name. A lot, actually. Army of Two. Two people in the trenches together, going to battle together, fighting for a common cause, knowing how very foolish it would be to even consider leaving the other's side.

Sounds pretty good to me.

Meet at the park bench of your choosing.