First of all,if its christmas eve or christmas day when you read my profile then you really need to try harder for next year to find someone rather than view an old fart like me.........
Hi girls,im here to chat and make friends with a view to dating at a later date hopefully. Got the last bits of my divorce to finish off at the moment but i dont class that as a barrier to moving on.
I have a very good but sarcastic sense of humour which i like in a woman also.Shes got to be able to give as good as she gets with a bit of good natured mickey taking.
I may not be rich and certainly not materialistic but im 100% faithful,upfront, honest and decent. Also fairly intelligent which helps now and again!
Im also very good at all the practical stuff like DIY,decorating,gardening and most of the basics on your car. Why am i still single then i hear you say. Dont know is the answer so be my guest and change that status.
Im looking for someone with older children preferably who wants more 1to1 time with a partner and the freedom to do so. I got no hangups about my ex and expect the same with anyone i meet.
If you have taken the time to read this far, my profession of "Programme Controller" means the SKY TV remote control as i am unemployed at present. One of many in this country at the moment but it does not change who i am as a person. Fair enough?
If you would like to chat and see where it goes then i hope to hear from you soon?

I reckon it would be a drink and chat in a pub where i could see at least 2
exits(joke)