Today is your lucky day. You are looking at the profile of the Ultimate Man.
Good Looking, Interesting, Spontaneous, Brains, the reason why women in the tri-state area wake up in the morning, hoping to get just a glimpse of me. I am an inspiration to men who want to be like me, and why would'nt they want to be like me, right? I am also the greaest lover, ever. I once had an awkward pause, just to see what it felt like. I am the most interesting man in the world. I am also a wonderful pilot, and i am very good at what i do. When it comes to athletics and competitiveness, i am unrivaled. I had to turn down a number of NFL teams, my abilities with a football in my hand will never be matched. Ever. And i dont even practice, i never have. Genetically i am superior to any man. Tall, blue eyes and blonde hair matched with my muscular physique and charming good looks make truck driving lesbians weak in the knees. Yea, im talking about the ones that wear the flannel shirts. I am also extremely charming, so charming in fact that i will probably ask you several times during the course of our first date to put your clothes back on. And i am also the greatest lover of all time. I could give Helen Keller an orgasm if i had to. But only if i had to.

If you are lucky eanough to get through my team of profile screeners, you hay be selected for a first date. In this case, you may find yourself being wined and dined,charmed, surprised, excited, and like i said before, very lucky. Congratulations on viewing the profile of the Ultimate Man.



If you are offended by any of that, you are not the girl for me. Humor is a big plus, obviously, and i like dark haired girls, not taller than me. I am a goofball, if i could i would laugh all day being crazy and goofy. But my eyes and yours would dry up from crying with laughter. If you like what you see, hit me up. Of course you like what you see. I am the Ultimate Man.

DISCLAIMER: Some of the above Character Flaws/Traits may actually be real!!! LOL!