To be blunt, and NOT waste my time or yours...I am DONE attracting broke, drunk, unambitious, video game fixated, porn obsessed LOSERS going nowhere in life!!! I am all too well aware that these unfortunate, incompatible habits have NOT the man of MY dreams :( To those I've just described, STOP reading now, and go be a parasitic cancer to someone else!!! {Hopefully that ran off ALL the CREEPS} So if you're still there, and interested...

I deeply desire to win the heart of a funny, attractive, athletic, financially successful, VEGETARIAN gentleman that wants to adore ONLY ME (:D) HIS virtuous, energetic, and ultra-devoted helpmate for all eternity :) It's suffice to say that when it comes to romance, I'm Wonder Woman searching for her Superman. Therefore, since I wish to remain sweet, kind, and supportive; lying, cheating, pathetic, arrogant, subhuman, "Tiger Woods" wannabes ...need NOT apply :p

However, since I KNOW I'm on a quest to find the mythical and elusive, "Holy Grail" of men, I will realistically be just as happy meeting some cool, decent, smack talking bros that want to challenge me in the games/sports I list above...and bringing your "A" game would be HIGHLY recommended.

Anything fun...I like to be surprised...Just tell me when and where, and if I should dress casual, classy, or caliente ;)