Let me start off by saying, I adore the mantis shrimp (which is neither a mantis nor a shrimp) for its hyperspectral eyes. I would totally have them implanted on the sides of my head if that were possible.



Half Jew, complete atheist.

Originally from Tampa, FL. I lived there until I was 19. Meh.

I joined the Air Force in 2004, went to a hellhole of state they call Texas for six months, then was sent to a slightly less retarded state: Ohio. There, I finished up my engineering degree and left within 2 weeks and moved to NoVA. Life is much better now that I'm no longer in the Midwest. The one good thing about Ohio was that I got to help out with the Obama campaign there. It was a good experience getting some doors slammed in my face for supporting him.

I'll probably get a condo somewhere in Arlington if I end up staying here for good, which I'd love to do.

I'm a pretty career-oriented guy. I have a passion for what I do, so I see nothing wrong with it.

Future plans are to do grad school probably part-time and use up the rest of my GI Bill, which is free money!

I'm also 100% debt free and have been that way forever. Not cheap, but I don't buy crap that I have to make payments on. I love it.

Preferences: Action movies, Hip-hop and R&B music, and I love Indian and Thai food (any international will do). I like Harry Potter. If you don't like Harry Potter, just go end your life right now, because it is freaking awesome. Stop hatin' on it! The best recent movie is Inglourious Basterds. -- I spelled it right!

Transformers and Twilight suck ass. Period. Dot. End of Story.

This part of the profile is lame. I just want to go have fun and not worry about where we go or what we do. Anywhere in D.C. is probably good.

No BBW please. Just not my thing.