i guess im going to have to write loads here,but if i was as jordan talksw abou "eye candy" id not need to write anything,lol.but as im not that ill have to write loads soon.
ps if married jog on, i aint no home wrecker

well first dates always depend on which night it is,lets say if i had a first date organised for a thursday !
well as thursday is my wash/clean day id be very willing to let my date delve deep into my laundry basket and assist me in washing my clothes/smalls.

and if after the bottom was found in said basket id pass judgement if the date shud carry on !
if so then the 2 foot high pile of dishes in my kitchen would be the next task,i mean im not one that is all ME ME ME ! so ill share my work load to suitable date.
and if this is passed inside the house i shall let her try to start my lawnmower and horizontally stripe cut my gardens to a suitable standard.
and lastly there is the CAR test,if indeed my car could be washed n hoovered out to a passable standard then and only then will i consider taking my "first date" down to the pub on a saturday with my mates to watch the football.

and if she hits it off with my mates then ill consider letting her tag along to club so that way she can assume im mentally ill or indeed have parkinsons disease with my sissor sisters moves on the dance floor.

there i cant me fairer than that can i ?

UPDATE ON THE FIRST DATE !
life is a garden CAN YOU DIG IT ?
























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