I'm just a regular guy looking for...a regular guy. I'm not a hard core butch....or a femmy flamer....I'm just a dude! My friends and family mean the world to me and man, I would do anything for them. I'm not looking for someone to sweep me off my feet or to carry me off into the sunset cause dude....that's just gay! It's more like carry, my beer in from the truck that I got from the sunset liquor store and trip you off your feet while I'm sweeping and then high five you for not busting the cans you just carried in on your way down, cause that's me. I like to have fun and laugh my ass off as much as possible. You need to be able to handle sarcasm and don't expect big bulging muscles or a six pack.....the only six pack I got is the one you just carried in remember? Best way to impress me is to not. Your gonna need some charm up your sleeve and the ability to hold a conversation. Press * to disconnect or # for more options. Peace!