I don't know what I'm lookin' for....but I'll know when I find it.

I AM NOT INTERESTED IN CAMPING OR MOTORCYCLES (OR MOTORCYCLE RIDING) OR SPORTSCARS.
I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO MEN WHO WEAR JEWELRY OR EXPENSIVE WATCHES.

I am also NOT a fan of facial hair. I know shaving is a lot of work. But if I can keep a "mustache free" face....so can you.

IF YOU HAVE POSTED PICS OF YOURSELF ATOP A HORSE, ELEPHANT, CAMEL or ANY OTHER ANIMAL....you have already made me sad and we are not a match. I DO NOT AGREE WITH USING ANIMALS FOR ENTERTAINMENT IN ANY VENUE FOR ANY REASON. I am hardcore on this.

I would like to meet someone just like me.

Someone with manners, who is sensitive and AWARE would be nice.

Someone with a full time job who doesn't live with their mother would be nice.

Someone who is responsible and owns a car that's registered, and insured in their own name, with a set of road safe tires would be FANTASTIC.

Someone who is NOT GAY would be the very SWEETEST icing on the cake. And by "not gay"....I mean...someone who hasn't BEEN gay previously and doesn't fantasize about being in a "gay experiment" in the future.

And if you are "bi-sexual"...I am counting you as "GAY". AND---if you are "curious"--I am counting you as "gay". Kay?

If you are "gay"/"bi"/or "tri"....please don't lie.

If you are a man who has kissed a man...and you claim you "didn't like it"...I am counting you as GAY--because ya' ARE... and we are not a match...because I am not a man...and I don't have a penis.

And if you have EVER said: "I would go gay for Antonio Banderas"----well....you already ARE.

I am ONLY interested in FULL-TIME heterosexual men.....who are not gay.
ALSO, if you tweeze or wax the arches in your eyebrows.....(I think you know where this is going)---

I know this is a tall order...but I am feeeeeeeeelin' lucky!

PS....I just want to add....I am instantly turned off when you describe yourself as "handsome" or "goodlooking" .....because beauty is in the eye of the beerholder, after all....

....and to describe YOURSELF as "Good-looking".....well...it just seems...ya' know...