She knows my name, knows every rap routine, but how'd she get in my limousine!

I enjoy running, working out, camping, swimming, fishing, being outdoors, crossfit, grappling.

About Me:
I wonder how people on the Maury Show become 1,000% sure of the paternity of their children. That is a lot of percent.
I wonder why people on vacation in Austin buy shirts that say Austin, then wear said shirts to dinner in Austin.
I wonder why trains are always faster than I am.
I wonder why that guy at Starbucks always asks if I'm in line when I am standing 11 inches from the person in front of me who is standing 11 inches from the person in front of them who is standing at the counter ordering.
I wonder why when we fall it feels like it is in slow motion.
I don't like when people wait until all of their groceries are bagged and ready to go before they even pull out their checkbooks.
I don't like when people step right off of the escalator then stop at the top so that you have to step to the side and turn sideways in order to not knock them over.
It grosses me out to see people breathing hard when they eat.
I don't tell people they have a booger hanging unless I now them really well.
The show Tool Acadeny validates my opinion that gorgeous girls love being treated badly, but I still won't do it.
I've never cried over a girl.
I wonder why people choose to take their smoke breaks on Town Lake Trail. STAY AWAY I'm running for a reason.

You must know the difference between:
Pacific and Specific
Their, There, and They're
Set, Sit, and Sat (as well as adding ing to those)
to, two, and too
Occur and Acre (yeah I still don't know how people do this)
a lot and there is no such thing as alot

You can't have abandonement issues. No offense, thats just not my bag. - I won't take this line out. Its a disclaimer. I don't want to be known as the guy who always dates crazy girls.

If you yell at your family on the phone in front of me it will be the last time you see or hear from me.

Hobbies:
I dig running, hiking, crossfit, wrestling, reading, writing, and watching documentaries.

Most important things in my life:
My family
My health
My friends
My career
My happiness
My goals

Best Movies ever:
Cool Hand Luke
Super Troopers
House of 1,000 Corpses
The Devils Rejects
Pinneapple Express
Hot Rod
Young Guns
The Breakfast Club (B O O H O O!)

Biggest failure as a guy:
I don't know a whole lot about sports. I play a good game, and am very competetive, but when it comes to stats/rules/names of people I fail.

Best foods:
Fried Chicken
BBQ
Pizza
Pad Thai
Dim Sum

I'm a sucker for (but not necessarily all together):
being taller than me
being shorter than me
glasses
intelligence
nerdiness
Hispanic girls
girls with big noses
dreadlocks
being driven
tattoos
nice smiles
hippy girls
honesty
atleticism
country girls
finding Christpher Walken funny
knowing lines to Family Guy

Please don't contact me if you take medication for anxiety, depression, bipolar disorder or any kind of emotional or psychological disorders that cause you to be unstable.

No Other Information Follows.

I would really like to play dodge ball, or Lazer Tag. Racing each other on dirtbikes would also be cool. After that we would probably go to Wal-Mart and look at stuff. Of course we wouldn't buy anything until date #4 because my mom is a cashier and I can't have you meeting my family too soon. I think watching me do cool stunts would be fun, Like jumping off of a trash can or laughing and pointing at a big dude's girlfriend. Getting coffee and talking is also cool.