sweet sauce all over my body.

I'll keep it short. I enjoy deep conversation. My relationships are structured around three pillars: honesty, trust, respect. That's it.

1. singing, laughing (like a school girl), reading, being positive
2. rockstar and business ventures
3. I like myself, u will too
4. metal and hard rock

My big plan is to leave this place and go to LA, date 8 girls at the same time, fill my life with drama, then throw it all away and head to Europe, learn a new language, meet some girl and live with her, mooch off of her, get close to the alter and then decide im bored and sporatically join the military. I lack discipline. And I'm an ***hole, so it works. I then get stationed in different places, (hopefully somewhere in Africa or the Middle east. Dark girls are &$@#ing hot). I visit a small village and my comrades and i extinguish the rebel force hideout. The village elders invite us to a dance and show us their appreciation for being so #&$^ing awesome. All the women dance and we get our picks. I unfortunately ravish the chiefs daughter and we're chased out of the village. What an ingrate. The military learns of this and discharges me.

I go back to LA, assemble a band, and put hard rock back into the mainstream. We tour across the globe, kicking the crap out of all the "in" music. God I hate rap. Like everything in life, nothing lasts forever and the band succumbs to greed, drugs, and herpes (just the drummer, he's a whore and a complete douche). Tired of all the drama, I head again to Africa to try my hand at politics. I assemble a group of mercenaries hell bent on a coup d'etat or whatever it is. What am I french? A shootout takes place in the palace and we lose a lot of men. Machine gun fire rips past us as we try to bring our comrades out of the danger zone. Our last hope is to impregnate the king's wife and hope my future child will reign supreme, and revolutionize the political state of the entire continent where people can feel safe at night, have their voices heard, and live in a time of prosperity and high standard of living.

The plan is a go. We head in, only 4 of us left. Sparrow and Cheeky Boy take out the guards. Crack! We climb up the stairs and disperse. I find the most beautiful woman waiting for me. It's the queen. The others must be holding the enemy off. I begin to shake just by being in her presence. I'm terrified, but there isn't much time. The gun fire seems to fade. I pull her close to me, without a word, and gaze into her eyes. I can feel her warmth ...it's on! I rip off her clothes and thrust to victory. The door creaks open and it's one of the guards. I don't even notice it. We cum. Success! At that instant, a flash pierces thru my eyes. Unbelievably seering heat rips the side of my head wide open. I drop down. She kneels beside me, looks in my eyes, and prays. I could feel her warmth one last time.

Then I might settle down.

...and the pickles!

1. I prefer going out
2. I like trying new things

My perfect date would start, with you and I, blading around the seawall. We would stop to take a picnic break, roll out a soft giant blanket and enjoy red grapes, yogurt, bananas, french bread with butter and salami, and the new wine you recommended. After I would take your hand and walk you to the beach to enjoy the sun and then while you're drifting asleep, I would bury you in the sand haha. After you coax me to set you free, you applaud me for that very fantastic practical joke. I then dust you off and give you a kiss on the cheek. We head back home and simply relax with our favourite books in a hammock made for two :). The sun sets, the end of a day, the start of something great.

I still haven't done this :'(