It was so easy in kindergarten; if you liked a girl you pulled her ponytail and if she liked you back she kicked you in the shin!

For now my pet fish gets way too much attention, if Finn could talk, he would tell you I’m a keeper!. (Of course his memory is only six seconds long, but still, he’ll vouch for me.)

Family and friends are important to me. Someday I would like to raise a family. I'm the perfect blend of “ kid at heart” and old school romantic that remembers the values I was brought up with. I have a few quirks of my own. Ironing is my kryptonite, but in general I am pretty laid back.(unless my ocd flairs up). I’m an energetic, successful guy, who thinks cleaning the house should qualify as a sport.

The woman I am looking for is a unique combination of nutty sophistication. She sees the humor in every day life and can laugh at herself if she happened to walk into a screen door.

Sexy to me is a woman who doesn’t think twice about throwing her hair in a baseball hat, jumps in the car with me, no map-no idea where we’re headed. Sometimes she even wants to drive. It doesn’t really matter where we end up we'll have fun along the way. She also understands I can’t read minds and would want to leave the games to be played on a Wii.(bowling anyone?)Little things don’t really bother her. (i. e.: she won’t explode when leave her coffee on the roof of the car.) Overall someone who I can call my best friend have loads of adventures with, all while creating some long lasting memories, and if you speak fish I’d consider that to be a bonus!

So drop me a line you may just want to kick me in the shin.

Police administered lie detector test..
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