Well having read through a few profiles there seems to be a pretty consistent message that the ladies out there want nothing but honesty!!!! So here goes -

I am a 6'4" bronzed Adonis who when not playing football for Man United likes to practice his skills as a brain surgeon. For holidays I like to fly my own private jet to my mansion in the Bahamas. In my spare time I do public appearances as a George Clooney lookalike

Oh, ok then , the clever ones amongst you have worked it out. I admit it, I am perhaps ever so slightly exaggerating - I am really only 6'3"!!!!

Whilst sipping champagne on the beach I do sit back and dream about how life could have worked out so differently. I regularly have a dream where my life turned out completely differently. Instead of rubbing shoulders witht he rich and famous I could have been an overweight, balding, hairy-backed, mad Warringtonian who has poor eyesight and a life that revolves around his kids and making a living to pay the bills.

Wow - just woken up and realised I need to be more careful next time I ask for my dreams to come true!!!!!!!!

I've spent the last 18 months just being a Dad and bringing some stability into all our lives and now feel the need to rock the boat a bit and try and find if there's anyone out there who I can help to smile and enjoy life with.

Not really interested in whether you like watching dvd's (I can do that with my kids) or if you like a beer or a glass of wine (can do that with my mates). I do like those things but it's hardly the basis for a great relationship. I'm more interested in finding out about you and what makes you tick. Fining out about your thoughts, dreams, hopes and aspirations more important to me than what's your favourite soap opera.

If it helps my philosophy on life can be summed up by the following:-

- "only regret the things in life you haven't done rather than the things you have done"
- "Nobody ever lay on their death bed and said they wished they had spent more time at work"

Would like to go out with someone taller than me but prepared to be flexible on that point!!

Hope you all find what you are looking for

Neil
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Well I would offer to fly you out to my pad in the Bahamas but that may offer too many distractions so may have to settle for somewhere we can talk and get to know each other