I am 26 years old.
I have all my original parts.
I think I have many attributes, I could be an undiagnosed narcissist though... =D
I love to laugh and I enjoy every minute of my life!!
I take pride in my appearance.
I am not a caked-on-make-up-wearing-perfume-reeking type of dame...
I have never owned a handbag that cost more then 20 dollars
I exercise everyday in one form or another...Pilates/jogging/yoga/or sweatin' to the oldies!! ;)
I am very close with my family and I value that more then most things.
I am brutally honest and I try not to lead people on or bull****.
I rarely hold back what I am feeling, thinking or what I want to say.
I am very confident and extroverted, I can strike up a conversation with just about anybody.
I am an interesting person with a knack for good storytelling. I have a sarcastic and dark sense of humour and I love, love, love making people laugh! =D


I would like to receive a message from you...
If you have NEVER done a stint in a maximum security or asylum (may consider a gent on parole...;)
If you are free of any pending restraining orders, ex-baggage, and bitterness towards women...
If you are nice to your mother and tell her you love her (even if you are talking to her on the phone in a room full of your doods.)
If you are nice to cats and small children (as I have one of each...=D)
If you are funny, tall, handsome, smrt(=P), charismatic, polite, well-groomed and thoughtful...
If you are able express your feelings in a productive non-combative manner...
And most importantly... If you aren't afraid to be vulnerable and admit that I am always right... =D

*please don't waste my time with cheesy one liners or generic copy & paste messages that read like job applications... I want SUBSTANCE!!

* please have a recent picture

there that oughta do it for now...

Thanks Gents!!
Happy Fishing!!

...as long as there is profuse under-arm sweat (from both of us) and lonnnnnnng drawn out conversations (complete with awkward silences where the faint sound of crickets chirping off in the distance can be audible...) I'll be all set!!